Dick Towel - LEAST ABSORBANT TOWEL EVER.
funny. functional. sexual. i’m so jealous right now, regardless of its absorbency - yes that is a word according to my mac dictionary. my friend, who owns a legit greenman suit (which he wears most the time i’m around him…don’t blame him), was going to get a dick towel for me for my birthday. haven’t gotten it yet, i think he kept it for himself…
Oh, I want to get a bunch of these and give them to my straight friends as birthday presents.